This afternoon, while browsing my latest U.S. News & World Report mag, I came across this brief blurb in the Washington Whispers section. It’s been known for along time that Dear Leader and his cabinet minions hold prayer sessions, no doubt providing them with the fucking brilliant wisdom that has guided our 7 year national nightmare.
What made me spit up my drink however was Michael Mukasey apparently suggesting it would be a great idea to pull these little inspirational babblings together in the form of a book. Obviously his cabinet stooges and underlings have nothing better to do. Your tax dollars hard at work, as always. Poor Thomas Jefferson would be having a coronary, were he alive to witness this shit. Are the uneducated masses that actually support this fuck really in need of this?
It all makes we wonder what one of these little idiocy sessions might actually be like. Do they just hold hands and mumble for a few minutes? Do they bow their heads and face a little plastic cross or Jesus statuette that somebody pulls out of a top drawer? What I suspect really happens is the cabinet members prostrate themselves on the floor and bow to hizzoner Pres Shrub himself. We know that God actually talks to him, so this makes Shrub a veritable apostle. [Personally I wish God would shut the fuck up, we have enough deaths and casualties from Him whispering into the vacuous expanse of his brain.] Yeah. So maybe these inspirational belches are in fact divine revelation! Shit. First Moses, then Jesus, then Muhammad and now, The Shrub. Now that I think this out I realize this won’t just be some pocket inspirational book, this could well be an amendment (is that the right word?) to the Bible itself!. The Book of Shrub, or Acts of the Assholes.
I’m going to order my copy early, because one can never have enough toilet paper.
